Duke E’s Dilemma’s

Did you remember to get my best side?

Did you remember to get my best side?

The other night, Steve came home from one of those Social Media Club meetings and thought it would be a great idea for me to write on his website. He said some of the folks there – said that dogs are winners (I tend to agree). First thing that came into my head, was what do I have to write about?   Why not? Here it goes. I am a shih tzu/poodle mix or as Steve says “He is a shitty poo.” Since I can’t name myself – the young adults felt that it would be funny to name me Duke E (of course, with a simple change of spelling – and the joke is on me). Well, little do they all know, that when they are away – what happens. Hey, don’t tell them that I jump up on the couch and sleep the day away. They will never catch me, as when they come home the garage door  makes plenty of noise.
 
So what do I really have to talk about? I pretty much just eat, sleep, take care of business (if you know what I mean) and play with my toys. By the way, I have a sister as well – I would put up her picture, but she would steal some of my cuteness (she is cute too). Her name is Mocha and she is a Norwegian Elkhound. She is older than I and really is a lot less active than me. I try to get her to play, but she is lazy. Maybe next time I will post a photo of her (of course, I will have to be in the picture – as this page is all about me!).
Now Steve has the nerve to ask me to think about stuff to post on his website. I guess I could give it a try. If you want to know more – just ask.
I asked Steve to get me my own blog, but he just don’t see it necessary. I will prove him wrong. What does he know anyways?
Dilemma’s so far:
  • I’m a bit overweight and it is hot outside; should I go out and play or rest in the air conditioning?
  • My hair is a bit long; should I get it cut? I’m so cute when it is curly.
  • Should I sit and look cute (beg) for table scraps or wait on those dog treats? Real food or saw dust?
  • Hanging close to people or sitting alone? How is your mood? If you see me alone – leave me that way.
  • Why do folks talk to me like a baby? I’m a dog – do I bark different when the baby is around? No.

More to come – only if Steve lets me. I think he put a password on the laptop. I will have to watch him when he updates his posts next time.

9/7 – I was lucky today. Steve decided that he needed to step away from the office and forgot to turn off the laptop. So, before he gets back – an update from Duke E. A dog’s life can be stressful at times (not many times). Take today for example. Just like every other day – Steve gets up, feeds my sister and I – then runs out to the gym. Since he was in a hurry – he did not double check the water bowl (the 5 gallon plastic container that sits on top of the bowl) was empty. It gets hot in Arizona, dogs need drinks… I wondered all day, if Steve was having a drink. He better not have had one, because Mocha and I were out. If you see him or feel like writing him – please remind him – that dogs need drinks. He will remember…

1/27 – Been awhile, sorry – but Steve was not nice, he put a password on the laptop and keeps shutting the door to the office. He says post stuff, but does everything in his power to make it difficult. Today, they left the door open and the laptop on… Here we go… Everything here is pretty much same as always. Get up, eat, watch Steve run around getting ready for work, sleep, play, sleep and greet them when they come home. But, every so often – there is this little person that shows up and chases me around the house – either walking or riding in her car. They call her Melia.. She is fun to have around. Why? She drops food on the floor, her hands usually taste pretty good and she is pretty close to my size. I hope that she shows up some more…

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